Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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