a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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