Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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