Porn is love you can see.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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