K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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