Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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