you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
NoShamevember. You game?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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