Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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