Banned from zoo.
Again?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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