ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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