I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
