He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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