I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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