I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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