Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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