Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
