its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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