Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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