My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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