wanna go halves on a baby?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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