I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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