No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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