yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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