im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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