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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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