Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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