well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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