Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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