I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Dick very happy bro
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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