You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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