i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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