I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
that is very illegal...i love you.
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