operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
