Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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