A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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