Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
