Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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