Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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