how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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