guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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