If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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