i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
