dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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