I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
