omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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