did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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