I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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