Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i out mim tonsoeep
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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