wat bout pragnant strippers??
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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