yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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