bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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