Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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